⚙ Ability
CART RESCUE
Brings the rival's abandoned carts back to life. Every ghost purchase comes back converted.
CHAINSAW THE BUDGET
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Cuts useless budget clean off and reinvests it in what scales. Extra damage to smoke-and-mirrors campaigns.
Illus. Marketing Ultra
Brings the sign and the plan. Rescues carts, takes a chainsaw to the budget, and shoots the metrics to the moon.
by Daniel E. R.
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